Coyote

califorrniiaqueen:

Tried getting an Illinois license
Found out I have a warrant and my license is suspended in Arizona
????
Paid to get it taken care of ($1300 bucks)
Now they’re saying it’s not taken care of???
I JUST NEED A FUCKING LICENSE YOU FUCKS

Also how did I get a warrant in Arizona 😂😂

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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

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hirxeth:

“You’re nothing to me until you’re everything.”

American Hustle (2013) dir. David O.Russell

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timhulsizer:

Jenny Slate, Drunk History s03e01

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hamsterfactor:

Octavia Spencer as Harriet Tubman in Drunk History

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glorianas:

John Adams was like…

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

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cute-overload:

This puppy is growing
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/7R7GvMD

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